Monday, November 10, 2014

Troy

Troy Again.

Since Ashleigh is getting famous I'm going to run for president.

I will outlaw abortion.
I will outlaw divorce.
Anyone who gets pregnant out of wedlock must marry the man.
Anyone who tries to divorce will have their children taken away.
Orphans will go to good Christian Man And Wife.
I will outlaw homosexuality.
I will outlaw birth control.
I will make sure boys and girls are segregated until adulthood.
You can only have boys or girls. If you have a boy, you have to keep having boys.
Nobody is allowed to have less than five children.
I will make everyone carry guns.

In with the new. Out with the old.

Vote for me, Troy Zedicy.

34 comments:

  1. In order to get to 5 children you have to start out with one, then two, then three etc. all of which are less than five. Everyone would have less than 5 until they got to their 5th.

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    1. Right but nobody can stop before five.

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    2. what if you want 5, but can only have 2 due to physical problems? Also, due to the way the government is set up, (contrary to Obama's belief), being President does NOT make you king. You have no idea how government works. As for outlawing gay people, that's as dumb as saying you want to outlaw natural blondes, or black people, or anyone with an IQ less than 80 (which you seem to have)

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    3. Can we please start a petition and ban Valerie. She's foaming at the mouth again with her stupidity.

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  2. Okay, so. Normally I just sit here and laugh at the absurdity of this blog without saying anything. But this requires a comment.
    First off, Im a lesbian, so I'd be outlawed, whatever. My questions are 1) how exactly are you going to outlaw being homosexual? Are you going to like execute us all? Thats slightly depressing if so.
    2) And this one may even be more hilarious.... "You can only have boys or girls. If you have a boy, you must continue to have boys".... do I have to point out to you that you have both sons and daughters? Are you going to like give up some of your children to fit into that? Or do the rules not affect you? Not to mention, usually people don't choose their childs gender (thats kinda decided by the big man upstairs) so arent you kinda going against God by saying that if you become president you're going to make it to where if a couple has two daughters and then God gives them a son that they have to give up the son?
    3) Making every one carry guns. Hey Im all for if you want a gun and can pass the requirements for a gun, you can have one. But making every one carry a gun? Personally, l dont want a gun and you kinda can't make me carry one. And I dont think every person in this country needs a gun. I mean we have even shootings in schools without personally handing a gun to each and every psychopath walking the streets of America.
    So thanks but no thanks.

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    1. We would go back to don't ask don't tell and don't get caught.

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    2. Listen, Ma'am Sir, whichever of you happen to answer, I know it won't make any difference to you, but some places are still in dont ask, dont tell and it sucks. If all of this country were that, it'd lose part of what makes it great. And it'd definitely suck, especially for people like me who knew they were gay by age 13, Im 18 now but I knew by age 13. I contemplated suicide before I came out because I couldn't take it thinking that I was different, then I realized that God made me this way (and if you're going to argue that, tell me how else that a kid at age 13, and yes I am religious, would decide to make themselves stand out from the normal). During that part of my life, I prayed every night to wake up normal. My normal turned out to definitely not be what your family seems to consider normal. I wear guy clothes, have a guys hairstyle, but you know what, I dont think of killing myself anymore. Im actually halfway happy with my life now.
      If you did become President and enforce all of the things you listed it'd take a bunch away from this country.
      So sir, I probably won't vote for you. But in light of that, if you run I wish you good luck. Because I feel as if every human should respect other humans, no matter their views, etc.

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  3. But don't you have boys and girls? And isn't your wife currently pregnant with a boy and a girl? Which ones do you plan on getting rid of? What about skirts and flip flops? Are you going to mandate that all women wear ankle length skirts and outlaw pants and flip flops for women?

    And you are going to require a victim marry her rapist or her father if a baby is produced during the crime of rape? And with outlawing divorce, are you going to allow a woman to remain a punching bag to her husband? Or would you rather he kill her in the process of abusing her?

    Are you going to vet these good "Christian men and women" who you are going to give all these homeless to? Cause come-on now, just because you are labeled as a Christian doesn't make you a decent person - in fact there are SEVERAL pastors go down just here recently for child molestation, drugs, AIDS, sex outside of marriage, etc.

    As a brother in Christ, I look forward to your answers - you JACKASS.

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    1. I won't have to get rid of my kids. I'll be the president.

      You have a point. There will be an uprising. My leadership in shambles. Fine, people can keep their kids, if they are married. Only if they are married.

      Long skirts, not a bad idea. No flip flops. Men lust after feet. Covered toes.

      In the case of serious abuse you can divorce. Thats it.

      Christians don't call other Christians names.

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    2. Men lust after feet, eh? Well maybe you do, since you're a repressed, perverted Christian obsessed with the sex life of all Americans.

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    3. Oh I would never call another Christian a name. You JACKASS is my name given to me by my Satan filled mother. I would have been much better off to have been born to someone other than a woman who screwed jackasses for a living - she made quite a bit of money during her donkey shows so I never wanted for anything other than a different name. Now I proudly wear the name JACKASS as I know that my Christ loves me even though my donkey father did not.

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  4. Your Christian insight is strong and masculine; you're just the leader this damned nation needs! Can you clarify your mandatory gun-carrying platform? Will this be a requirement for adults only? I think age 3 is a good age to begin carrying.

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  5. You are violating the harassment conduct of blogger. perhaps you should read their rules and regs for posting.

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  6. Troy, you are obviously a very godly man putting Him before all others. I pray daily women all over the world find a catch like you. You are leading your family in the pure and good way. God will bless you tenfold for your steadfast beliefs and your commitment to God's law. Keep your family going in the right durection. Proud of you!

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    1. I agree! I wish there were more Godly men such as yourself!

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  7. Quick Question.... Would abortion be legal if you knew the fetus was going to be born gay?

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    1. Silly question to ask him because gay is a CHOICE not genetic. Everyone knows this so don't try to stir up trouble.

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  8. I am a conservative Baptist who is a bit...confused by some of your standards. Allow me to make a list:

    1- I am all for women dressing modestly. I do not wear pants or skirts higher than the top of my knee. I am okay with showing my forearms (not shoulders). And I DO wear open toed shoes! Men do not lust after FEET. I go to a Fundamentalist Baptist church, and I have never seen or heard such absurdities. Please, provide your reasoning behind your standards.

    2- Boys and girls segregated till adulthood? We are called to have healthy relationships as brothers and sisters in Christ. How do you respond to that? I will more than gladly give you a Biblical reference explaining my point of view on this matter.

    3- Only have boys or only have girls? Please, tell me where this is Biblically supported.

    4- I have a HUUUUUUGE problem with the rule that nobody can have less than five children. It is not about the number of children you have -- it is about how many the Lord gives you. The Lord blessed my mother with 2, she was not able to have anymore. That was His plan. What if God calls someone into service without children? I have met the most Christian couples in my life who were not able to bear children.

    I do agree with outlawing abortion and divorce for non-Biblical reasons (the only Biblical reasons are abuse and unfaithfulness). But those four points are what irked me the most. All of it (except the two points I just mentioned) is absurd. People like YOU is why conservative Christians get their bad name. It sickens me -- the amount of legalism, the way you condemn others. That is surely not how a Bible-believing Christian would act. If you have your convictions, I will respect that. But imposing them on other people as you are? That, brother in Christ, is just unbiblical. To be quite honest, I am almost positive that you do not exist. That you are just a hoax. And that is called lying. Which is a sin (see Exodus 20). So before you impose your legalistic rules on others, have a heart check. Look at your inside before the outside. Preach to me all you would like. But I will not be moved in the name of my God. He is a loving God whoo would not impose such things. Jesus Christ, OUR SAVIOR, accepted everyone. He was loving and accepting. Something YOU need to work on.

    So whether or not you are real, there are some serious spiritual problems. I will keep you in my prayers. Be blessed, and heed my words.

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    1. Emily, I am curious. You say that divorce is allowed biblically due to abuse and unfaithfulness. I knew about the unfaithfulness but where does it allow it on grounds of abuse? Just curious. I've had friends that have asked for guidance and I just want to provide proper council.

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    2. In my church, my pastors have interpreted that it is immoral and the spouse who is abusing the other spouse is breaking one of their promises they made at the altar. Marriage is a conditional covenant. There is Scriptual basis for this, but it is truly about interpretation.

      I hope this helps. :)

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  9. It scares me that there are people like you in this world, even more so that you now have a platform where others are forced to read your grotesque opinions.

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  10. You have my vote! I've always created a software that will allow me to vote 15,000 times. I'm trying to up the ante to 15 million. But yeah! YOU GOTS MY VOTES!!!!

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  11. You are SO funny! Oh, I wish you were on tv! You are one of the funniest people on the net.
    And, by funny, I mean boring.

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  12. I'm hoping some of your proposals were tongue-in-cheek, but what if a husband beats his wife? One of my best friends made the difficult decision to leave her physically and emotionally abusive husband, but I believe that she not only saved her life, but also the lives of her 5 children.

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  13. "Ashleigh " is not "getting famous" just fyi.

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  14. I am laughing my ass off!! YALL this is so obviously satire. I do think the author of this blog should make a formal apology to the Duggars, whom
    Ever writes this needs to know they probably DId hurt people and in a way are being a HUGE bully!! I dare the author to comment on this.

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    1. I did apologize to the Duggars for the awful rumors about Jessa that were spread because I allowed a certain comment to be on my blog.

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  15. Dear Pastor Zedicy, I think most of these are great ideas and that you are doing a wonderful thing in trying to bring our country back to it's Christian roots! But I have a few questions. What about infertile couples? I have some friends who have been told that medically there is no way they can have a baby without IVF, and I know that that has some moral problems. They could just pray, of course, but that might take awhile--after all, wasn't Sarah 90 when she gave birth to Isaac? Also, what should families with both boys and girls do? I have five girls and three boys and don't know why this is a problem as it's God who decides gender not me! And what if (heaven forbid!) an unmarried woman gets pregnant by a married man--then she can't marry him, so what should she do? Oh, and may I suggest that you lower the age of consent so that we can marry off our 12 and 13 year old daughters? Thank you so much, and of course you have my vote!

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  16. The blog is certainly good but the replies are wonderful !! Anything us Brits need to learn about their American cousins can be found in these pages !!

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  17. quick question. I have 4 children, 2 boys and 2 girls. Which do I get to keep. I am sorry, but I'm physically unable to have more children so I'll just have to stop at the 4 I have.

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  18. Ok so we are all understanding that this blog is a joke, right? This post just sealed the deal.

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  19. This blog has to be a fake. You said in one of your blogs last year "If a woman becomes president, my family and I will hunker down in the basement as surely it will be the end of days." OR "Ashleigh" is a guy married to another guy. Which makes you gay. Which means that when you become president, make sure you outlaw yourself when you outlaw homosexuality.

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    1. Clearly you don't know how to read. This post was written by Troy. The one you quote was written by Ashleigh.

      Please learn go read before posting.

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  20. I assume this is an attempt at humor? I sure hope so.

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