Since Ashleigh is getting famous I'm going to run for president.
I will outlaw abortion.
I will outlaw divorce.
Anyone who gets pregnant out of wedlock must marry the man.
Anyone who tries to divorce will have their children taken away.
Orphans will go to good Christian Man And Wife.
I will outlaw homosexuality.
I will outlaw birth control.
I will make sure boys and girls are segregated until adulthood.
You can only have boys or girls. If you have a boy, you have to keep having boys.
Nobody is allowed to have less than five children.
I will make everyone carry guns.
In with the new. Out with the old.
Vote for me, Troy Zedicy.