Thursday, July 25, 2013

My sister came to visit.

Yes... I have a baby sister. She is 23. She is also... well let me just explain what happened.
My sister wanted to see the kids. I ignored her. I try not to let her around. Finally, she showed up. Yesterday. No warning. Wearing jeans. And makeup.
I graciously allowed her in my home. When Nataliegh went to make us lunch, she said "No way! Come on kids!" Before I could say a word she had loaded my kids up in her car and took off. I became frantic. My children have not been in a vehicle but a handful of times. Just as I started to contemplate calling the cops, they were back.
My daughters were wearing pants. They had Happy Meals in their hands. They were laughing and giggling.
I sent the girls to the kitchen, and told my sister the girls were not allowed fast food, and they certainly were not allowed to leave the house. I told her I am trying to shelter then from the world, and they may have seen a gay person. She laughed and told me that she... my dear sweet sister... is gay.
I made her leave. I told her she was no longer welcome in my home. I took the pants and threw them at her and proceeded to lock the door.
The girls read the Bible until bedtime. When they got up this morning, I made them believe yesterday was all a dream.
It was the worst day ever.


  1. It's too late, the gay germs have already infected you. I'm not sure any amount of prayer can save you now.

  2. And what is so bad about seeing a black person? And where does it condemn homosexuality in the bible? Maybe you should re read John 8:7, acts 10:28 and Ephesians 4:2. There are far more passages on tolerance... Also you should have bible lessons from someone, the bible that you read had been translated and edited so many times over a too long a period for it to be read as literal truth.

  3. I don't understand your comment about black people; why is seeing a black person so bad???

  4. I really hope your blog is a joke/you are a troll. This is ridiculous.

  5. Pretty sure it's an elaborate troll.

  6. This has got to be a parody...or you're one sick bitch

  7. Is this your sister?


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